June 10,

LIMITED EDITION. yeah, that's right.

June 9,

father's day cometh. #tbt been a long time.

June 6,

we are trying, okay.

June 3,

strong man challenge. not really.

May 28,

i saw what you did. now who's going to clean up this mess, huh?

May 23,

found this oldie. you don't know my life. i'm all about THIS life. you can't take this from me. i am the man of steal. flying is hard work. yes, i still own this.

May 21,

if only to get this look over me and not over pizza. unfair life. unfair.

May 18,

how to distract 9 year olds and 32 year olds. i'm getting all sorts of classy. the smell is not me.

May 14,

i've got moves you ain't never seen. the bad kind. just keep moving along. nothing to see here.

May 12,

can i? CAN I?

May 10,

respect the bug men.

May 7,

thanks dad, smooch. but let's be real here, you're boring the shit out of me. yes, i know, but i still got my sugar.